"Will you help me do the dishes?"
"Help you do the dishes?"
"Well they're your dishes as much as mine."
"But you don't have a cock."
"What's that got to do with it?"
"A cock means you don't wash dishes. You have a cunt. A cunt means you wash dishes."
"I don't see where it says that on my cunt."
"Stupid, your cunt, pussy, gash, hole, or whatever it is, is round like a dish. Therefore, you must wash dishes."
Further information on performance art:
Faith Wilding's site subRosa